I'm one of your neighbours and I'm just trying to understand why you've got a flag in your garden. Is that going to be coming down at any point? Sorry? Okay, well like... what has a flag got to do with you? Well, a great deal, because this is a lovely little cul-de-sac and we've got this obviously this very bold flag just poking out and it's just i
Jamie, I'm getting really annoyed. Will you please go and do as you are told? Right, I'm going to get really cross with you in a minute. What's going on? I told him to tidy his room and he just ignores me. Jamie, do as your mother says, go and tidy your room. No. Oh, this is terrible. I can't do a thing with him. Go and do it now! I'm warning you,
Back when British humour was this stupid but still funny. How's it going, lads? Yeah, all finished, boss. Deepest well we've ever dug. What's the light at the bottom? Well, we followed the plans. Yeah, we did just what it said. You're supposed to be building a lighthouse!
Petition to bring back classic British humour. Will you marry me? What? Will you marry me? What? Will you marry me? Oh, will I marry you? I couldn't hear you. No.
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